[8:21:23 AM] Cammmm: hemingway? more like LAMEingway

[8:22:00 AM] Cammmm: thoreau? more like “im gonna THOREAU this shit away”

[8:23:12 AM] Cammmm: Dante? more like YAWNte

[8:23:31 AM] Cammmm: walt whitman? more like walt SHITman

[8:24:13 AM] Cammmm: Tolstoy? more like LOLstoy

[8:24:31 AM] Cammmm: Sophocles? more like ROFLcles

[8:25:18 AM] Cammmm: Edgar Allan Poe? more like DEADgar FAILan D’OH

[8:26:18 AM] Cammmm: Nietzche? more like Nieztche way to the exit?

[8:26:49 AM] Cammmm: Longfellow? more like DONGfellow

[8:27:15 AM] Cammmm: Robert Frost? more like robert LOST my interest like a million years ago

[8:27:35 AM] Cammmm: Thomas Moore? Thomas BORE

[8:27:59 AM] Cammmm: Sir Thomas Browne? *poop joke*

[8:28:33 AM] Cammmm: Aristophanes? more like AristophaDEEZ NUTS

[8:28:54 AM] Cammmm: Aesop? GAYsop

[8:29:33 AM] Cammmm: Jane Austen? Jane LOST-IN translation, even though she was english but she sucks because shes boring as shit

[8:30:02 AM] Cammmm: Robert Browning? *more poop jokes*

[8:30:25 AM] Cammmm: Kate Chopin? Kate CHOPPIN’ my balls off cause this shit is so fucking boring

[8:30:53 AM] Cammmm: Joseph Conrad? Joseph ConBAD

[8:31:21 AM] Cammmm: Daniel Defoe? Daniel DeBLOWJOB

[8:31:35 AM] Cammmm: Dickenson? *dick joke*

[8:32:11 AM] Cammmm: Nathaniel Hawthorne? BLAHthorne

[8:32:35 AM] Cammmm: Charles Dickens? *more dick jokes*

[8:33:00 AM] Cammmm: Alexandre Dumas? ALEXANDRE DUMBASS

[8:33:16 AM] Cammmm: John Donne? John YAWN

[8:33:36 AM] Cammmm: James Henry Leigh Hunt? James Henry Leigh CUNT

[8:33:50 AM] Cammmm: Shirley Jackson? Shirley JACKOFF

[8:34:30 AM] Cammmm: Herbert Wells? Herbert WELL THIS SUCKS WHERES THE TRASH CAN

[8:35:07 AM] Cammmm: John Greenleaf Whittier? John BROWNleaf SHITTIER

[8:35:44 AM] Cammmm: William Wordsworth? William WordsWORTH NOTHIN CAUSE YOU SUCK AT WRITING ASSHOLE GO HOME