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Facebook - The social network where I pretend to have some form of social life for whatever reason, possibly inspired by media guilt or societal pressure.

Twitter - The microblogging network where I used to try to be funny but now I just kinda… apathetically talk about eating and pooping.

Blogspot - The other popular blogging network where I post autobiographical mspaint comics that are described as ‘adorably depressing,’ by the one person I know who likes them. Readers are encouraged to play the world’s smallest violin on their way out.

DeviantArt - The art/writing network where I contributed for many years and remained mostly anonymous but there’s not much left there to look at now. They say, on nights like these, you can still hear my critics calling me an amateur.

• I also managed to get a “Daily Deviation” on one of my pieces there, which was an award of sorts. You can see it here (DD mentioned at very bottom, below “author’s comments”).

LiveJournal - The long-forgotten-but-still-existing blogging network where I post stuff that I feel is not good enough to put here but I still feel like posting somewhere, as well as some day-to-day grievances of mine, i.e. lots of complaining. You probably shouldn’t bother reading unless you really, really, really like me / my writing style. WHINE-1-1, did somebody call the wambulance? Wwaaaahhh.

FormSpring - The relatively new social embarrassment network where people ask me random and revealing questions about myself and I prance around the answers like a… uhm, something. I don’t know a good simile for this. Like a pretty little show pony? Like an moron? Sigh. What am I even doing.

8Tracks - A music network where I make music mixes for people to listen to. Do you want to know what bands I like? Does it honestly matter? …Seriously? If you answered yes to all three, then listen to your heart’s content!