January 2011
2 posts
THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF THE CLASSICS
[8:21:23 AM] Cammmm: hemingway? more like LAMEingway
[8:22:00 AM] Cammmm: thoreau? more like “im gonna THOREAU this shit away”
[8:23:12 AM] Cammmm: Dante? more like YAWNte
[8:23:31 AM] Cammmm: walt whitman? more like walt SHITman
[8:24:13 AM] Cammmm: Tolstoy? more like LOLstoy
[8:24:31 AM] Cammmm: Sophocles? more like ROFLcles
[8:25:18 AM] Cammmm: Edgar Allan Poe? more like...
Start of "Circumventing Language Barriers by...
The start of Circumventing Language Barriers by Speaking Louder. I will probably change a lot of this before I finish (which won’t be for a long time). Maybe it is okay? ~ Jordan lay sprawled on the bathroom floor covered in puke and shit. Jordan groaned and laboriously pulled himself to his knees in front of the toilet where he simultaneously puked into the bowl and shit onto the floor....